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Updated: Apr 23, 2024

In pre-historic times, if we wanted to hear our favorite tune- we turned on the radio- or MTV! 


But to listen to that special song on demand, we had to put the needle to the record. We did what anyone in madly in love would do: 


We marched forty miles barefoot in the snow to buy that album! 


Smitten with the hit single, we came for THAT SONG but left with the keys to the journey: the album art, deep cuts, liner notes and dedications.  


These artists would sing to us about love.  But like a trip to the record store- we learned love is so much more than a singular destination. It has twists and turns.



Love, it turns out, has many genres.  Even sub-genres! 


In celebration of Valentine’s Day, we asked the Glitterverse “What is YOUR favorite song about love?” 


We asked this innocent question- with intentions of creating a fun 14 song playlist.  What we weren’t prepared for however, was the MASSIVE response. Legend has it, there’s a spread sheet of your replies floating around. The collective outcry of the Glitterverse was that epic. 


Here is what we learned: Love songs are so much more than fairy tale romance: Angry love. Self love. Unrequited Love. Love in an Elevator. 


After days of deliberations, spread sheets, debates and dissertations we curated not one- but three playlists! 


Yes, it was that deep. 



Some songs you may already ready know like the back of your hand… others are from musicians you should know.  The beauty of love is there are infinite ways to express it- or say it- with a song. 


Here are some highlights from our trilogy of playlists. Happy Valentine’s Day! 


Playlist: Love Love

Subgenre: Unconditional Love 


The title track to The Eels 1996 debut album serves as an ode to the unconventional - with sparse melancholic melodies and a simple, yet sincere two word hook: beautiful freak. This is a Kingston pick!  “It speaks to the uniqueness of people and loving the things that are different, specific and unusual…that in the status quo may be called freakish, or eccentric or wrong- but it’s just so beautiful that he’s literally saying ‘these are the reasons why I love you’”. 


Playlist: Sexy Love 

Subgenre: Interpretive Love 


While a rendezvous under the Milky Way sounds romantic - Steve Kilbey insists that the lyrics are completely open for interpretation. “It’s a blank, abstract canvas for people to lose themselves in”. Just like love itself, the song can be personalized to the listener’s experience. What ever you think about the song, you’re right! This is a GreyStarr pick! 


Playlist: Anti Love 

Subgenre: “No, thank you” Love


Much has been said about “Love Bombing” as of late… it rarely leads to anything good! Says Barbara Serbes “Love Bomb is a song about repelling people who are trying too hard to impress”. “Don’t Hit Me with Your Love Bomb” is more than just a lyric, it is a mantra that should be required reading before anyone enters the dating world. Just say no to Love Bombers everywhere. Keep those guards up and stay vigilant! 



Playlist: Love Love

Subgenre: Committed Love 


The Holy Grail of romantic love songs! Affairs of the heart explores themes of love we all dream of: loyalty, respect, faithfulness and above all staying committed in the eye of the storm. Damien sings of a connection that the trappings of stardom could never compete with: “When the tour bus drop off…and all light lock off and I’m a mere mortal again, promoter belly full and all the fans gone home, I’m glad that you're more than a friend”. Shoutout to Marco G for nominating a song that should set the standard for committed relationships! 


Playlist: Love Love 

Subgenre: Celestial Higher Self Love


At first glance this song can be seen as a lover pleading for their partner to go “all in”, yet the artist is self-critical from the point of view of a higher self. They know they have more to give, so the higher self calls them to be all in on this life that has been given, to God, for loved ones. 


Playlist: Anti Love

Sub genre: Struggle Love 


Thank you James Morningstar, for nominating this gem! Alongside a shimmying dance break felt around the world, “Love is a Battlefield” touches on the darker, deeper and gnarlier side of love. Using the battlefield as a metaphor- the surrendering, begging and never ending “Stay/Go” dynamic. We’ve all been there! 


Playlist: Sexy Love 

Subgenre: Forbidden Love 


Society may wrongfully deem some unworthy of love due to promiscuity- Love in a Trash Can embraces it, cherishes it with an echoing mantra of “Come on Baby Your My Best Pick”. The song is surfy and sleazy in all the right places. Thank you to Crystal Gerard for turning us on to this sexy, gritty masterpiece. 


Playlist: Love Love 

Subgenre: Self Love 


Opening with a stunning operatic interlude, My How You’ve Grown is the ultimate ode to the self- with a nod to Meghan’s roots as an opera singer. “My how you’ve grown is the ultimate love song to myself. It is really hard for me to open up and be vulnerable about how proud I am of what I have accomplished but I feel with this song I really got to open up and say ‘You know what Meghan? You really have grown up and that’s a beautiful thing”. 

Sit down! Sharpen your #2 pencils- glam metal school is in session!  

Today’s pop quiz?  RATT.


Yep, everyone knows "Round and Round.”  We get it. Dive bar jukeboxes & live band karaoke does too. But Ratt’s legacy goes way deeper, so pay attention! 


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In honor of Ratt frontman Stephen Pearcy’s upcoming show at The Keswick Theatre this Friday (tomorrow!) we quizzed the Glitterverse: 


What is your favorite Ratt song? There was one catch - it couldn’t be “Round and Round”.  


Here is what we found. 


 #1 By a landslide, the Glitterverse can’t get enough of “Lay It Down” (featuring a young Stephen character in the music video). 



#2 In a not-so-close, but still epic second place, the Glitterverse showed love for

“You’re in Love”. 


Speaking of being in love…we are head over heels for glam rock singer Ana Moll who often pays homage to “Ratt and Roll”  on her Instagram account. Big shoutout to the next generation for carrying the torch! 



After that the debate team came out, things got a little chaotic with extra passionate presentations by Debate Team captains, powerhouse vocalist Susan Wendleken & Midnight Maniac Frontman Jake Curtis Allard. Both making solid points. 



#3 After tallying up votes from all platforms… “Way Cool Junior” grabbed the number three spot followed by a tie for fourth place!


#4 “Back for More” & “Dance”  (a tie!)



Jake made such a compelling case for “I’m insane”…we are going to go ahead & put it at


Great job students! Ready to graduate Ratt 101? 


Next time you see your schoolmates pump their sweaty little fists to "Round and Round," remind them, it's just the tip of the iceberg. Tell ‘em to dive deeper, put on Ratt radio & crank it to 11. 



How about a field trip? 


Grab your tickets for the Keswick Theatre and watch Steven Pearcy do it in action. Friday January 19th.  He will be playing his solo stuff alongside Ratt classics. Take notes. 


Get there early! We don’t want to hear you say “I Don’t Feel Tardy”.  Doors are at 7PM. 


Kingston & GreyStarr will be moonlighting as backup singers for opening band Frankenstein 3000 (fronted by Kieth Roth).  


Otherwise we’ll see you in detention. (It’s not so bad- we just pass notes & blast Ratt until the after school bell rings).

Updated: Apr 23, 2024

According to Wikipedia: 

Coal is a combustable black (or blackish/brown) sedimentary rock. Any sentence containing  ‘combustible’ and ‘rock’ sounds good to us!   

Besides… it takes millions of years to produce, or something like that. Does your loofah and bath bomb stocking stuffer boast this epic of a backstory? 


Didn’t think so. 


In honor of Kingston & GreyStarr’s new holiday single “Forgive Me Santa”…. We are going to countdown the top five Christmas BANGERS that pay homage to our favorite Christmas symbol of bad behavior. 


#5 Joel the Lump of Coal - The Killers. 

Not just hilarious but for a good cause! The Killers regularly collaborate with The Red Campaign every year. Debuted on the Jimmy Kimmel show, Joel the Lump of Coal is exactly what it sounds like...a lump of coal named Joel with a heart of gold. 



#4 Frosty the Snowman - Willie Nelson 

One GOAT singing about another GOAT. The eyes are the window to the soul and Frosty’s eyes were two beads of it. 



#3 Coal for Christmas - Tommy Byrne 

Did you think we wouldn’t put a DIY single? Clocking in at 1300 views on Youtube as of this writing, Tommy Byrne’s “Coal for Christmas” has everything- A Lana Del Rey-esque pre song monologue, a dad hat and a guy in a reindeer suit pounding shots. Get on this one early. It’s so epic, it even has credits! Looks like it might have been filmed at The Stone Pony. 



#2 Christmas in a Coal Mine - AJ Lee

Okay so it’s not about coal, but the people behind the coal. Recorded in 2010, AJ Lee was only 12 years old when she recorded an ode to her coal miner dad. 



#1 Forgive Me Santa - Kingston & GreyStarr 


Did you think we weren’t going to put Kingston & GreyStarr’s “Forgive Me Santa” at #1 ?!!

This song has everything... fast riffs, chord changes and a little spoken word about everyone's favorite fossil fuel…. say it with us… “No gifts from the pole, just a box of coal.. hey!” 



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